Awww BALDERDASH!

Is it okay to eat frosting right out of the container by the spoonful? I would have a beer or a glass of wine (or two) if I had any and if it didn't aggravate my sinuses but I don't have any anyway. And I'm fresh outta Ben & Jerry's Pumpkin Cheesecake ice-cream. No wonder my pants feel tight. But it's been a stressful day and I know something yummy would make it all better. You see my computer has been useless because of a nasty virus (possibly the swine flu) for months. Then last weekend my business computer's power supply went into the light, turned up its toes, kicked the bucket, you get the picture. So we decided to have a computer tech come out and operate on my PC and then transfer all of the work documents to it. It was a bit of a fiasco but we got it all handled after a couple of tech visits, a few calls to our bookkeeper and a very expensive Quickbooks upgrade. Then this! Another virus, a relapse perhaps. That almost rhymed didn't it? So I cried. The unfortunate thing is that crying doesn't remove viruses. I'm quite certain it removes knots in my shoulders though so it wasn't all bad. So I have emailed my computer tech buddy and I am hopeful that my computer will make a full recovery, STAT! In the meantime I think I'll eat some frosting.